Monday, April 2, 2007

Chestica Simpson Gets Owned

Chestica Simpson Gets Owned

Nick Lachey is a happy man these days. He has a new girlfriend and better yet, he's sold twice as many albums as his ex, Chestica Simpson.

Ches's album has sold roughly 218,000 copies while Nick has sold around 545,000 copies.

This is a huge drop in sales for her, because her last album sold almost 3 million copies.

I have to say that her album is so awful that it's good. It's like high art.

In other Chestica news: Johnny Depp hates her ass. She told Rachael Ray, "I made a fool out of myself in front of Johnny Depp. Dane Cook and I hosted the Teen Choice Awards and Johnny made this surprise appearance and I was struck - like by lightening. I said all the wrong things and I ended up saying, 'OK, I'm going to shut up now' and walked away."

He probably thought she was some retarded girl brought by one of the stars for the Make-A-Wish Foundation.


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